Total Medals Earned: 1,912 (From 397 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,425 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (425/500 points)
Anak Krakatau volcano, Indonesia
Collect the photo "Chocolate hills, Philippines"
Croatia
Dixie Nationalforest, USA
Golden gate bridge, USA
Collect the photo "Greenland"
Highly toxic volcanic lake, Indonesia
Lofoten, Norway
Collect the photo "Naturally formed sea horse, Greenland"
Collect the photo "Nove Mlyny, Czech Republic"
Collect the photo "Point of the arches, USA"
Collect the photo "South Africa"
Collect the photo "The Great wall, China"
Collect the photo "The Isle of Skye, Scotland"
Collect the photo "The wave at full moon, USA"
Collect the photo "Tuscany, Italy"
USA
Icecave, Iceland
Iceland
Ireland
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Bad ending
Good Ending
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/500 points)
Beat level 2 par time in Pandesal Boy
Beat level 1 par time in Pandesal Boy
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Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 16/30 (215/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Obtain the wooden bat
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Finish the game with zero deaths
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Increase Max Health to 99
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...